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Of everything I have accomplished in my life, I'm most proud of the fact that I've never seen an episode of Jersey shore.
I love how in scary movies the person yells out "Hello?" as if the killer is going to be like "Yeah I'm in the kitchen, want a sandwich?" | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Flirting Ecard: You are the sun to my moon, the yin to my yang; there's no one else that I'd rather bang.
Oh My Freaking Stars!: Tuck & Roll
New God Rule... 'thou shalt not post religious and moral quotes that yee do not live'. Your hypocrisy is going to make me take my own name in vain.
Best Of "Said No One Ever" - 15 Pics
I often laugh at extremely inappropriate times. Not because I'm nervous or anything...mainly because I think inappropriate things are funny.
Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free...and three sizes smaller?
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life. Wait an minute while I get a pen to take notes.