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Kinda tired of 'grad school' and 'working' and 'paying bills.' Now accepting applications for: Sugar Daddy.

Spring is here! Time to blind everyone with your pasty winter legs.

Today's+been+a+drinking+wine+out+of+a+sports+bottle+kind+of+day.

I really can't walk the walk or talk the talk. But if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm your girl!

We may feel dressed up, but all women know that maxi skirts are just crotchless yoga pants.

I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

I've learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress... Just kidding, I'm on my third glass of wine.

Drinking rum before 10a.m. makes you a pirate NOT an alcoholic.

Mom pretty much told me the same thing a couple days ago LOL!!! Worked for her ;-)

Your smug vegan indignity won't bring this delicious turkey back to life.