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Funny Knitting Jokes

Laugh while you knit with this side-splitting collection of funny knitting jokes, knitting humor, yarn humor, yarn jokes, and knitting puns.

Winter is coming...knit faster.

Every good week starts with a little knitting :)

This is how I feel most mornings...what about you?

...and maaaaaybe Netflix ;)

If yarn was currency...I'd be rich :)

Sung in the tune of the Beatles classic ;)

I'd rather be knitting. What about you?

Knitters gonna knit!

Ain't that the truth! ;)

Knitting is the new yoga...ahhhhh.

There seems to be some debate...

Knitters, unite!

I knit, therefore I am.

I'm not retired...knitting is a full-time job!

It takes balls (of yarn) to knit. :)

Life's short...knit fast and often

Ever wonder where all that bright colored yarn comes from? The answer is Neon sheep. Share this funny knitting joke with all your yarn-loving friends!

Knitting is my happy place. What about you?

Knit In Public Bingo - Love this! See how many people ask you these questions while you celebrate Knit in Public Week!

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