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More like this: ecards, pick up line and ich liebe dich.

super-sarcastic e-cards.

I have waaaaaay more than necessary.

Funny Flirting Ecard: I'd fake blindness to touch you inappropriately.

I guess sucking a few dicks can actually get you somewhere.

probably worst pickup line ever. Going to use anyway.

still need these.

Hahaha pretty much!

Basically what people constantly tell me.

Sittin' here on Pinterest n' shit...