Crown Roast of Frankfurters - Attempts to elevate frankfurters to elegance is endlessly amusing. As if arranging them at rigid attention in some ceremonial circle is going to detract from the fact that the consumer is, in fact, eating hot dogs. And, what happens when you move one of the structural franks? Does the whole concoction collapse in a cole slaw soaked heap? It's like bad food Jenga.
George Clooney ...too funny!