Something to think about
Except it would read "we are too broke to buy anything, we don't want to switch power or phone companies, if we want to donate to a cause we'll do it online and we don't need to find a better life through religion! So don't knock and we won't feel obliged to hide until you go away! Have a nice day!"
This picture is from an article called "The Rescuing Hug". The article details the first week of life of a set of twins. Each were in their respective incubators and one was not expected to live. A hospital nurse fought against the hospital rules and placed the babies in one incubator. When they were placed together, the healthier of the two, threw an arm over her sister in an endearing embrace. The smaller baby's heart stabilized and temperature rose to normal.
I would change this to say "I already have one."