Sshhh... I'll share you a secret... I have psi* power -- I can melt Ice with my mind. *Psi (pronounced sigh) is a term commonly used by parapsychologists to refer to both ESP and psychokinesis taken together.
Oh my Goodness! Look how cheap Gas used to be... Fill 'er up!
why he has to wear gloves? because if he doesn't he'd be completely naked! ummm... what's up doc?
"no, you make yo own sam'ich or I'll kick yo ass like this, aiiyaaah!"
A better half who brings balance to a man's life is a good wife indeed.