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Went to Target, the mascara wouldn't ring up because the bar code was smudged so the cashier put it in the bag and said "Just take it, I hate this fuckin place"

I check my back seat for killers before I get in.

I'm a horrible person for laughing.

Pre-filled wine glasses with peel off lids. Classy.