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My favorite Keep Calm print

38 Wonderful Foreign Words We Could Use in English | Mental Floss

It takes me 2 hours to finish a glass of Coke... but it only takes me 2 minutes to finish that same glass of Coke when mixed with Bacardi (lambs actually)

Everyday I fall more in love with you.

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Pretending to be a functioning adult is so exhausting. | Cry For Help Ecard |

I like to surround myself with people who share in my inappropriate comments, sarcasm and random shenanigans. | Thinking Of You Ecard |

I hope you don't get the flu this year so you can still use your sick days on hangovers.

Your kind, nurturing and gentle mom is off shift at 9pm. I suggest you get your ass to bed before her replacement- AngryBitchyMommy- arrives. | Family Ecard |

Someday, we'll all find out Pinterest is a conspiracy created by a group of men who are tricking women everywhere into cooking, cleaning, and working out. | Confession Ecard |