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A good friend can finish your sentences. A best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10x dirtier in the process ;). Funny quotes

Coupla quotes (19 photos)

Take life with a grain a salt, a slice of lime and a shot of tequila ❥

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So true! I always say I won't laugh to get people to tell me whatever it is. Little do they know, I mute myself or act like I have another call to laugh!!

Of course you can drink alcohol before noon! Just put some tomato juice in it.

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You know it's been a good day, when I didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys, lol. ;-)

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I was going to apologize... Then you pissed me off again. I'm going to need more time. Until then, don't talk to me.

Funny Family Ecard: If you met my family, you'd understand.

grammar and spelling errors. LOL