get it together Phyllis!
Damnit Phyllis! | WeKnowMemes
You just don't appreciate nostrils...
funny someecards - Dump A Day
Two kinds of shave during summertime: 1. Normal no biggie 2. OMG I'm going to the beach!!!
When I’m an old lady I’m going to leave snacks in little bags on the floor all over the house in case I fall down.
Funny Baby Ecard: 'Child Services took her baby. I heard she didn't take a picture of her hands making a heart on her pregnant belly... so clearly she was an unfit mother.'