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0 fucks given!
Secret's out now
I tried to throat punch you via text but there's no app for that. I looked. Twice.
I set my clock ahead to prevent being late.....all it really does is sharpen my subtraction skills.
Sadly, so true!
There's only so much insanity you can blame on the full moon. The rest is just everyday bat shit crazy people being themselves.
awww i found someone who loves me for the horrific, raging, emotionally unpredictable bitch that I am :) i love him for him cause he loves me for me
Don’t Joke About Weight… #snarkecards
I really don't care, I'm just going to smile and nod until you shut up.
thought bubbles, funny quotes
always double checking!