Here’s the real deal, folks: Leftists are scared witless of Ted Cruz. Far from being the laughing stock the Dems try to portray, he’s the guy that renowned Constitutional scholar Alan Dershowitz calls “off-the-charts brilliant” and one of Harvard Law’s smartest students ever. The American right has its new star and he's willing to take a stand for what's right. Bravo, Sir!
The NEW Democratic Symbol: The Democratic Party announced today that it is changing its symbol from a Donkey to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the Party's political stance. A condom allows for Inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.