I must confess, the Curious George one is my favorite.
Should you eat that bacon? [FIXED]
A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3AM. And you're home alone and you don't have a baby.
I have PMS, ADD & OCD. I want to kill you, but I can't focus on that right now, I have to go wash my hands.
Now this is a husband that knows how to turn his wife on! Extra brownie points for him! And some "cookies" when she gets home too.
Bahahaha! That's so mean!
"majored in being a hot piece of ass" hahaha