Why the Dinosaur's Died (T-Rex Meme)
'You are identical to cocaine -- fun, white and addictive.' My friend Angie told me that years ago, so I finally made an ecard about it. Haahah.
I feel sorry for girls who keep their douche boyfriends and keep complaining about how Chivalry's dead.
Sad but true- The only college friend you'll have for the rest of your life is Sallie Mae.
I hate it when I go to the kitchen and only find ingredients
Literally laughing hysterically as I read this
I'd trust a fart after a binge at Taco Bell more than I'd trust you.
... as this was my day today.
Lol. I can't sleep without a blanket because I feel like someone will get me if I don't! LOL