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'You are identical to cocaine -- fun, white and addictive.' My friend Angie told me that years ago, so I finally made an ecard about it. Haahah.

I feel sorry for girls who keep their douche boyfriends and keep complaining about how Chivalry's dead.

Sad but true- The only college friend you'll have for the rest of your life is Sallie Mae.

I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...

My definition of insanity is doing you over and over again and expecting to have an orgasm.

Lol. I can't sleep without a blanket because I feel like someone will get me if I don't! LOL

I haven't even walked a mile in my own shoes. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com