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The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what's special about VODKA is that it looks like water...

I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.

For the grown man in the hospital for 2 days while his wife and children are home with the same thing.

The world has give me so much to work with. Wouldn't want to waste it. Sarcasm.

If you thought YOU were having a hard day... That last picture. I'm dying. | See more about wine bottles, the zoo and zoos.

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You're pretty fucking awesome! - ecard

Cop: Ma'am what's in the bottle? Me: Oh, just some water Cop: Ma'am that's wine Me: Jesus did it AGAIN! -.