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Don't get it twisted.

Just Remember Cramps Are Better Than Contractions!

I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety

That's what it's going to be called from now on.

I'm sorry I can't hear you. My awesome is too loud.

Beyonce made a song called single ladies then went home to her husband & left you lonely hoes dancing in a circle pretending to be happy.

I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart with your mouth open.

Every sound that comes out of your mouth makes me want to high five your face with an ironing board.