I feel like people who hand out flyers are really saying, "Here, throw this away for me"
Well normally, I would care and I probably should care but it's near the end of my shift, so I don't.
With this x-ray we will locate the douche bag gland so we can remove it, trust us, you'll thank us later
I don't understand people who only sleep with one pillow.
I love the people in my life who make it amazing, and I'm thankful for the ones who left, making it even more fantastic.