DIY: Piggy or any other animal mug using Sharpies and baked at 350 for 30 minutes. CUTEEEE
Memorial Jewelry, Your Actual Loved Ones Writing...Must do this.
iShower, Water Resistant Speaker....I will be putting this on my Christmas list!
"Say I Love You" Couple Pillowcase Set $28.95
The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed…every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”