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This is my kind of guy.

The world's greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts. This is probably my new favorite thing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, wouldn't it be better if right now I were on top of you?

The only thing we have in common is our strong desire to bang each other. That's good enough for me.