Pearl Epaulet - time to start snapping up some strings of costume pearls from the thrift shop. :-) I think that pearl clip-on earrings might work for the attachment points, provided they were strong enough to grip the sleeve fabric.
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bahaha LoL so perfect Cori!! His bday is on Valentine's Day, hint hint lol Rx Shot Glasses - A shot a day keeps the doctor away … Comes in a set of 4, each serves ups 2.5 fl ounces. Label reads “Take 1 shot orally every few minutes or as directed.” – Dr. Koholic, Al