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Oh this is bullshit..... LOL
Mom, he started it…
Thou art sooooo Fake!!!
Hilarious. And true!
I paid attention to the construction signs and got in the correct lane. You ignored them for miles and now you want me to let you in. Not going to happen.
Love me and I will move mountains....
Yep...sounds about right:)
Lesson One. Only trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie.
The moment in the shower when you think Fuck shaving... I'm just wearing jeans today!