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You have a beard, tattoos and a job? That sound you just heard Sir, were my panties evaporating. #tattoo

Hahahaha, best rhyme i've heard!

I'm not a fan of tattoos, but I'd want to tattoo this on my forehead, its such a waste of everyone's time, when you keep giving people advice after they ask for it, then just continue as they normally would. Please don't ask for my advice if you're just going to go fuck up your life anyway. #ecards

I have a full bottle of liquor & unlimited texts. you do the math

The glitter shitter. The name alone made me laugh out loud. .

Lol! I can relate considering I work at Planet Beach.

We bitches be cray.