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What is this, cashmere? You have cashmere sheets? are you Russel Simmons? Are you ... Bill Gates? Sorry, couldn't think of a rich person for a second there. God that's soft. It's like rubbing a cloud's belly.

"Oh, shut up. We're never getting our security deposit back anyway. We've pasted every page from 'Catcher in the Rye' to the living room walls. We're art students, and I refuse to live an apartment that looks like a suite at the Courtyard Marriott."

"Stacy! How are you, girlfriend? Sorry I haven't called. I've been 'busy'. Wink, wink. Have you met Mark? This is Mark. He's my main squeeze, and he feels like paving stones covered in suede. Say hi, Mark! We've been going out for like... two months. I think he's the one. I bought him on Etsy when I was shopping for some throw pillows."

Poached pork.

Just keep swimming

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  • Rachel Fry

    I have a Shiba and he is not a devil at all. As long as you treat them with love they grow up wonderful. He barely barks and is the sweetest thing ever.

  • RodneyandPatricia Frye

    Our Shiba is wonderful!

  • Tina Anderson

    Our Shiba was a wonderful stud and was awesome with our kids.

  • Tinsel & Twine Event Design

    Shibas always, always attack my french bulldog :(

  • Kelly Grugel

    That's weird, my shiba stops dead in her tracks at the sight of another dog! Inside the house, queen bee. Outside, absolutely a wimp.

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Danny, you need to perk up. It’s a party. At the same time you need to chill out. Your mood is one of palpable tension and it’s making everyone about 12% less loosey-goosey than they should be. Can’t have that. Take me as an example of the required dichotomy. Up top I’m all party, hence the hat. Downtown I’m so chill, I refuse to use my legs and have Kevin carry me. That’s the mood we’re going for. Would it help if I had Kevin grab you a burger? They’re dynamite. They’ve got chorizo in them.