Danny, you need to perk up. It’s a party. At the same time you need to chill out. Your mood is one of palpable tension and it’s making everyone about 12% less loosey-goosey than they should be. Can’t have that. Take me as an example of the required dichotomy. Up top I’m all party, hence the hat. Downtown I’m so chill, I refuse to use my legs and have Kevin carry me. That’s the mood we’re going for. Would it help if I had Kevin grab you a burger? They’re dynamite. They’ve got chorizo in them.
I mean, you probably can't imagine it but back then I only weighed like 3? 3.5 lbs, tops. Sleek fur. All muscle. Pick of the litter, you know? I could catch anything that flew. Bugs. Birds. That little ball of feathers on a string on a stick. Anything. Look at me now. Try to find my cheekbones, I dare you. I can't even catch my own tail when it surprises me. That's how slow I am. Catnip will ruin you, son. Take my word for it. You need to stay in school and away from the devil's herb.
FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT? DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT. THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY. TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.
"Mondays, am I right?" "Don't even get me started. There isn't enough coffee in the world to help me right now. I was up until 4am looking at interior design blogs. I have no idea why. I'm not even allowed to paint my apartment." "The internet is the worst for that king of thing. One time I went on Wikipedia trying to figure out the drummer from Def Leppard's name and I accidentally got a degree in neurobiology."