Oh my gosh, this is hilarious!
Though she be but little, she is fierce. William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream
Because carrying tissues in your pocket would be ridiculous
50 People You Wish You Knew In Real Life. So dad gum funny.
I just don't give a shit if you spelled something wrong or put a fucking comma in the wrong place or didn't use an apostrophy for that contraction or if you used the wrong form of you're/their/etc. I get the gyst of what you meant. I'm not the spelling police nor am I the grammar nazi. I won't correct you or judge you. I have bigger fish to fry.
You think you've soaked in all of the awkwardness...and then you realize she has a goat on her lap.