A place for me to put all those witty and funny Ecards that I see from time to time on here. I have always liked the retro look to them.
I am glad that I am not the only one (not that I thought I was the only one) that gets frustrated at owners who don't clean up after their dogs when they are out taking their dog for a walk. - Oh and not having a bag with you to clean it up with is never an excuse and I don't want you choosing what to fertilize the lawn with for me.
First rule of CrossFit: Tell everyone you know that you CrossFit. - I feel like this is what people do when it comes to working out as well...I don't blame them...working out is hard and we sometimes need that motivation from others to help us to continue to work out. A "good job" or "impressive" goes a long way.
'Mommy, watch this!!!'- I have heard a variation of the kids saying this and yes something somewhat dangerous does occur next...
Friends: Ross and Rachel Debate - Thought this Ecard from "Soaring" was funny even though I disagree. Ross and Rachel were on a break...they even had an episode where that someone told Rachel that it sounded like they were on a break and I was all like, yeah you tell her!
Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2? - They could maybe go in and digitally alter it so they all are doing this...though it might look weird, the same way that it looked weird when they changed all of the guns on the federal agents to walkie talkies on "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial"
I must be an astronomer..... because I cant stop thinking about 'ur anus - I wonder if this user got their joke from "E.T." Anyone else remember the variation of this joke from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"? One of the kids asks Elliot about E.T. and says "Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"
She has to sing and she is so excited!
Wow, this might just pertain to everyone.
Agreed, one of them that I am a fan of is Stephen King.
On second thought, I really have no problem with the horse you rode in on. - This burn is a thinker, taken from the phrase "F%8K You & the horse you rode in on," this card takes it a bit further & says that the person only has a problem with you. Pretty creative burn that might need to be explained as the original expression is not used that often anymore...though it would be funny to just go around saying it to random people and see what their reaction was...if you don't want friends that is...
I don't remember IKEA furniture being that hard to assemble...