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ECards

A place for me to put all those witty and funny Ecards that I see from time to time on here. I have always liked the retro look to them.

Quick Question... How come no one is staring at their phones in Back to the Future 2? - They could maybe go in and digitally alter it so they all are doing this...though it might look weird, the same way that it looked weird when they changed all of the guns on the federal agents to walkie talkies on "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial"

That's called Facebook son. Someday when you are older you will enjoy laughing at it, like we all enjoy laughing at Myspace. - Ooo...a Facebook and MySpace burn all rolled into one.

Talking to negative/whiny people is a lot like wiping your butt with sandpaper. It hurts. It's pointless. You are left feeling covered in crap. - Makes me wonder if they were forced to wipe with sand paper at one point in their life...

I propose we start calling Black Friday The Hunger Games. - They do get pretty violent, don't they...that and people are probably a bit hungrier as people have begun lining up on Thanksgiving Day...sad...

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - This is so true! 😉

Don't use the brown grocery store bag as a trash bag. Use the Target bag...it looks classier. - Ha Ha, it does look a bit classier, doesn't it.

omg... ur facebook posts make u luk so smart So no one ever. - Maybe this person was trying to be funny or ironic when they made up this card and misspelt (and used the wrong) words...then again, maybe not.

I must be an astronomer..... because I cant stop thinking about 'ur anus - I wonder if this user got their joke from "E.T." Anyone else remember the variation of this joke from "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"? One of the kids asks Elliot about E.T. and says "Where is he from, Uranus? Get it? Your anus?"

She has to sing and she is so excited!

Wow, this might just pertain to everyone.

Agreed, one of them that I am a fan of is Stephen King.

On second thought, I really have no problem with the horse you rode in on. - This burn is a thinker, taken from the phrase "F%8K You & the horse you rode in on," this card takes it a bit further & says that the person only has a problem with you. Pretty creative burn that might need to be explained as the original expression is not used that often anymore...though it would be funny to just go around saying it to random people and see what their reaction was...if you don't want friends that is...

You want to play, Jimmy? Hold on, let me finish bragging on Facebook about how much I love being with my family. - I wonder if the creator of this card does this, or was poking fun at someone they know.

I don't remember IKEA furniture being that hard to assemble...

Well, not sure if my sense of humor is twisted...however I get this gist of this...

This sounds like something Vince Vaughn would say in a one of those comedies like Wedding Crashers.

So true. Every time you pass someone going so in the left lane, the person that you pass has this look on their face that seems to say, "Why are they passing me? I am in the fast lane."

I will never understand this logic...why don't they just slow down and go behind rather than cutting someone off...

Whatever. I dont care. - This phrase is usually said after you are arguing with someone and you make a valid point to prove that person wrong. Rather than being the bigger person and admitting that they are wrong, they choose to say this to try and deflect their defeat. It takes a strong person to admit they are wrong after all. If a person ever says whatever, it usually means they have no real arguement...

For the record, I don't find this Ecard making fun of other Ecards itself as funny...I find it sarcastic and mean spirited. What I find funny about the card is the fact if I were to make Ecards, my record would be about 1 in 10. :)

Wow and I thought I was the only one that thought this way...

Real Sarcasm Takes Skill - Not everyone can do this...

Didn't come up with this, however I can see myself telling others about this "deep" thought.