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Ha ha. True.
Skill Level: Master
Sometimes it hurts physically to hold in my sarcastic comments.
"Look...I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'."
Story of my life.
Family Vs. Relatives
Good intentions....~especially with a broken ankle kmb~
This is great!
Everyone needs a smart-assed, sarcastic friend. I'm so happy to be of service to you.
Pick up lines for old people: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause I’ve fallen for you and can’t get up.
Whenever I check my weight, I always subtract 5 pounds. I dont think boobs and brains this fabulous should be held against me.
Rottenecards - Not sure if I need sex, sleep or to punch someone in the face.