Funny / quotes / clever
Things you'll never hear a southerner say. This is toooooo funny & true.
:: QUOTES :: lovely collection for your walls #quotes
My Daughter - As I watch you grow and leave your childhood behind, I have so many wishes for you... I wish you confidence to face challenges....wisdom to choose your path....adventure and joy to greet you... I wish you contentment born of simple things...friends and cherished moments. Most of all I wish you LOVE. I am so very proud of you!
The thing about living life is that it IS perfect the way it is. Sweatpants are as sexy as you feel you are. Mondays CAN be fun. Junk food eaten infrequently WON'T make you fat. Girls DON'T have to make drama, and guys DON'T have to be confusing. And guess what? Good byes can simply mean, "later!" Life is what you MAKE it, not, "what if . . ."
After a two year stay in the United States, Michelangelo's statue of David is to be returned to Italy. LOL, so TRUE!
I think I am going to change my mom's name on my cell to Birthgiver.