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haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.

I Agree.

I Don’t Care How Small That Spider Is. I Want It Dead


Funny Pictures Of The Day - 115 Pics

The 90's. We took our boy bands seriously.

lies. thought this for a while . . . the bsb came back and better than ever! suck that 4/5ths of nsync no one cares about anymore!


There are people on Facebook who fail to grasp the difference between: ‘what’s on your mind?’ and ‘you should talk to a therapist about that’.

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.

Funny Birthday Ecard: May you live long enough for us to live together and pretend we're the Golden Girls.

Funny Breakup Ecard: Life handed me limes instead of lemons.... So I did some f*cking tequila shots.

Funny Confession Ecard: Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly never had wine.