haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.
31 Problems Only People With Curly Hair Will Understand
The great thing about wine is everything.
There are people on Facebook who fail to grasp the difference between: ‘what’s on your mind?’ and ‘you should talk to a therapist about that’.
What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?
As all our friends start popping out babies, let's go celebrate our empty wombs with frozen margaritas.
Funny Birthday Ecard: May you live long enough for us to live together and pretend we're the Golden Girls.
Funny Confession Ecard: Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly never had wine.
how i feel when i watch that show