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I just saw this saying for the first time on a sign at Gilligan's on Siesta Key! "Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate NOT an alcoholic."
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Are they talking about me?
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I don't wish people "Good morning". I just say "Morning", then it's up to them. I'm not taking responsibility for that shit.
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It's all fun and games until the calories are calculated... darn you, pizza!!! why must you be my favorite food? well, go big or go home... pass me another slice.
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and when you ask for their name they say "Michael" or "Susie". Yes, I am sure that is your name.
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I picture Barney from HIMYM here saying: True Story, Bro.
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If you wouldn't write it and sign it --- don't say it!
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