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the election is over, the talking is done. my party lost, your party won. so let us be friends, let arguments pass. ill hug my elephant, you kiss your ass.

My nonexistent balls are bigger than your real ones.

Epic yearbook sayings and such

"Keep a secret stash of these inappropriate pictures waiting for their 18th birthday." DONE. I'm going to be an awesome parent.