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Funny Country Quotes

I'd date England, hang out with Australia and get America to beat up China if he refused to do my homework.

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"now every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless asian skin with a california tan, a jamaican dance hall ass, long swedish legs, small japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of michelle obama, and doll tits. the closest person to actually achieving this look is kim kardashian, who, as we know, was made by russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. everyone else is struggling." -tina fey

This was repinned with the following quote, "Hahaha". BECAUSE ALL WOMEN ARE JEALOUS, CATTY AND BITCHY RIGHT? wrong.

haha all my friends some of them are...@madi Probst @Tatum @Megan McClure

This is for you moo moo

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This is so true... Never thought of that before

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These Are The People That Run Our Countries

Good cowgirls keep their calves together! Funny cowgirl / country quote about purity - good girl ... western humor... shows girl roping with cowboy boys and hat

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I find this to be a funny quote about the difference of being country and being white trash.

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amen! them gorgeous muscles gotten be earned!