...when life gets messy....
Vintage hostess apron pattern. I don't think I have enough sewing skills to actually follow this.
Fat Quarters Plaid Apron in Moda's Wee Wovens Brights | Sew4Home
#111 Pat-a-Cake Toddler Baking Pattern
Fat Quarter Skirt Tutorial - The Polkadot Chair
The Best Apron Book Ever
Crafts | DIY and Handmade Ideas - CraftGossip.com
Commercial Pattern Archive - Pattern
Kimono "apron" (no sleeve seam) from House Aprons And Caps - Instruction Paper With Examination Questions by Mary Brooks Picken (orig. published 1922)