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Unpublished Coffee Table Books: European Cat Edition

Unpublished Coffee Table Books: European Cat Edition (NOTE: This cat is no longer on the roof of her house and alive and well.)

Unpublished Coffee Table Books: European Cat Edition

Unpublished Coffee Table Books: European Cat Edition

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Unpublished Coffee Table Books: European Cat Edition

Another of my unpublished cat books.

The perfect coffee table book for those who have to clear all the bottles off their coffee table first.

My unofficial, unauthorized, unpublished "Star Wars" coffee table book

Another attempt at publishing a cat book before "I Could Pee on This and Other Poems by Cats"

My coffee table book of unusable concert photography

My unofficial, unauthorized, unpublished BBC coffee table book.

Just page after page of gourds who clearly despise the paparazzi.

You would be surprised how many of these involve toy cars and Big Wheels.

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I think it was the countless photos of clowns that prevented this book from ever getting published.

Of course, putting the little helmet on them is a bit problematic.

Although to be fair, in each circumstance I might have overreacted and just blindly tossed my wallet, shoes, and pants at them.

Not every cat book pitch secures a publishing deal. Which may be for the best since many photos consisted of cats sitting in partially renovated apartments, waiting for contractors who never showed up.