I thought I was a hamster stupid and Spanish oh Lord oh wanna hear a joke a drunk comes out of the bar and says I am Jesus Christ to two priests they say no son your not drunk:I will show you so the drunk takes them to the bar bartender: OH JESUS CHRIST YOUR HERE AGAIN. but you probably know that the bartender was annoyed.
Turn a discarded toy into a one-of-a-kind serving piece.
Most animals get funnier when you shave them... Not bears. Bears become the freaking scariest things you've ever seen.