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The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: a greedy, jealous, selfish, self-centered bastard; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent prick. – Richard Dawkins (with some alterations by me)

Babies born with defects. Children with cancer. Starvation in Africa. Poverty in India. War in the Middle East. Genocide in North Korea. If God is real, he does like his torture. He is quite skilled at making people suffer for as long as possible, pushing people to the very extreme, to the absolute limit & then twisting them & stretching them some more until they beg for death & then pulling it away so they live in despair for the rest of their life. It's just easier to assume that he is not real.

Hitler - somewhere between 8 and 10.5 million deaths, plus dozens of millions more from soldiers killed in WWII. Stalin - approximately 20 million deaths, plus 20 million more during WWII. Pol Pot - 2 to 4 million deaths. Mao Zedong - approximately at least 45 million deaths. ----GOD IS NOT REAL----

And yet, he still can't make the genitals of rapists/pedophiles suddenly fall off before they commit their next horrible act. Or how about causing AT LEAST one, if not all, of the 9/11 planes to mysteriously not work and never take off. Is that too complicated? How about just an aneurysm? One simple blood clot in the brain could've killed Hitler or Stalin or Pol Pot or Mao Zedong or Kim Jong IL. But no, instead he dicks around, slapping his face on toast & overpass water stains.

Think about what you are really saying when you tell stories about a god's "plan."

Don't try to say no when god says yes, it won't work. Does anybody else get a "rape-y" vibe from this quote??

Oh really?!?! Well that's interesting!! Next time we have a mass shooting, I'll stand next to one of the victims and ask god if this guy was meant to be here at this moment.

Then God is either a drunk driver or a psycho. I would pay good money for somebody who believes this quote to say this to rape victims and cancer survivors and paraplegic veterans suffering from PTSD and 9/11 families and see how long it takes before you get knocked out cold or cussed out of the room. God is not in control because God is not real.

Then God is a sucky ass dancer and he needs to find a new partner.

Well alright then. In that case, I have a few questions for god. "Why did 9/11 happen?" "Why does cancer exist?" "Why are there child rapists & pedophiles?" I could go on and on and on but Pinterest only allows so many characters.......

That's only half a sentence. The full sentence is "Look at my son that I killed because that which I created with free will is not acting the way I want."

So what was 9/11 then? Was he in a bad mood or did he sleep in that morning? If God is real, then God is a sick, twisted child and we are his Legos.

This reminds me of that creepy as hell Billy the Puppet from the Saw movies. God is a sick, twisted son of a bitch and we're his playthings.

A pet peeve of mine.

  • Jayla

    Ok. This is the part of the bible that makes least sense. How many people sinned? A couple thousand humans that didn't know any better? Alright. I'll buy that. Did ANY animals sin? NO! How many animals died? Almost ALL of them! 'Noah's Arc' was a death machine!

Yea, thanks a lot, you sick bastard. Thanks for never allowing me to play sports or even run around with my pets/siblings. Thanks for making my parents have to bathe me and help me go to the bathroom long after I would normally need help. Thanks for making me buy a special car just so I can get around. Thanks for not allowing me to be able to get most jobs. Thanks for not allowing to allowing me to go to public venues (like theaters, restaurants, etc.) with comfort and dignity, or even at all.

Gods plan?