I hope your birthday isn't ruined by millennials in your office not getting your '80s references.
Here's to Weird Al for making today's embarrassing popular music slightly more embarrassing.
I'm just sending you this ecard during a meeting so it looks like I'm doing something.
I'm blessed to have found someone I'm comfortable sharing my life, last name, and bathroom with.
Let's reschedule this for a time when we can come up with better excuses to cancel. #ecards
Funny Confession Ecard: You only live once but, you get to serve twice! #ecards
Just a heads up I'm waiting a couple more minutes before likingy our most recent Facebook post so I don't seem stalkerish. #ecards
Just a reminder that I'm not allergic to the kinds of flowers sold in extravagant bouquets. #ecards