Don't let people push you around. Unless it's in a wagon or something, because that could be fun.
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I hope your birthday isn't ruined by millennials in your office not getting your '80s references.
Here's to Weird Al for making today's embarrassing popular music slightly more embarrassing.
I'm just sending you this ecard during a meeting so it looks like I'm doing something.
I'm blessed to have found someone I'm comfortable sharing my life, last name, and bathroom with.
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I'd love to see you next time either of us has any money, free time, energy, or interest in leaving our homes. #ecards
Let's reschedule this for a time when we can come up with better excuses to cancel. #ecards