Card Work Out | Genius Quotes
Oh so you actually ENJOY eating healthy? Shut your stupid face and hand me another donut you liar. Seriously lol!
Sometimes I don't WANT to go out on a Friday night. I just want to stay home and fart. You know?
Hobby Lobby is my Heaven.
Happy birthday! For your eyes only!Inside: Do me a favor. I couldn't think of anything to write, so please pretend that you're reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear, and then look at me and say, That is so beautiful. I didn't know you could write like that. Then if anyone asks to see the card, refuse, and tell them it was just too personal. Thanks, I owe you one.Frank & Funny is a groundbreaking new line of humorous cards written by road-tested, professional stand-up ... envelopes, happy birthdays, kraft paper, papers, gloves, laughter, cards, humor card, ink
Happy birthday! For your eyes only!
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Tom Hanks grabs a random drunk guy's phone for a photo op. I wonder how he felt the next morning when he saw this.- Tom Hanks is the greatest... I would frame this over my mantel.