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Sometimes I hate when people give me encouragement. I feel like saying "Shut up I know I can do it, I just don't want to"

I Don’t Know How To Act My Age. I Never Been This Age Before

I Don’t Know How To Act My Age. I Never Been This Age Before

that would be you.

Obama everywhere

If only people would pay attention to how it's supposed to be, I wouldn't have to do this. But...OCD

No goofy glasses required... haha unless the theater is too big.

Funny Friendship Ecard: You're such a good friend that if we were ever in a sinking boat and there was only one life preserver, I'd miss you and think about you often.

Wish me luck in the Olympics! Just kidding... I had cake batter for lunch today.

Well aren't you just a fun filled little lollipop triple dipped in psycho.

We'd be perfect together because we both like being alone.

I'm so hilarious and awesome that sometimes I'm jealous of you because you're my friend.

I love you so much that there's almost no chance I'd use you as bait during the zombie apocalypse. Ecard

It's good that wine pairs so well with chocolate, because I'd be pairing them even if they were awful together. Chocolate and Wine Ecard