For future reference~~ Coconut oil + apple cider vinegar to treat head lice. ... Coconut oil dissolves the lices outer skeletal shell instantly. So once you put it on someone's head you can have them shower and rinse it off right away and all the lice will be killed and gone! Plus there are no chemicals! OMG, I hope I don't ever need this.
The Defibrillator Toaster. My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DANGIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” --i pinned this simply for the description.
Don't let mosquitoes get the best of you! Put original Listerine in a spray bottle and spray away:) The mosquitoes will not be a pest anymore! Safe for babies, animals, and big babies! Without pesticides!!!!