Money does not buy happiness but without it, money sure gives a lot of pain
Stop saying "would of", it's "would have", short for would've. It's called a contraction. We've been going over this since 1st grade, dipshit. #ecards
This is me every single morning. I turn into a teenager trying to come up with good excuses not to get out of bed. The kids don't really need to go to school, do they?! Haha Funny Morning Quotes, Ecards Funny Single, Funny Friday Ecards, Funny Quotes, Friday Funny Ecards, Ecards Humor Kids, Funny Good Morning Quotes, Good Morning Funny Ecards, Ecards Humor Single
This is me every single morning.
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to attempt to drink less coffee and more water...pffttt...bwahahaha... sorry I can't even say that with a straight face. mmmm coffee!!!! Ecards Dieting, Funny Coffee Sayings, Mmmm Coffee, Addiction, Funny Stuff, Coffee Quotes Funny, E Cards, Diet Coke, Coffee Addict