The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming: “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M ---------------- If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” - why do I not have this?? ( i didn't write this and it's too funny not to post just for the caption)
Baguette Cutting Board When slicing crispy baguettes, use this unique cutting board to keep the mess to a minimum and the slices perfectly even. Bonus: The natural wood board doubles as a beautiful serving tray.