Funny... This could totally be Shawn!
I got the best compliment a woman could ever get from her daughter! She said I wasn't a pessimist or a cynic and I could overcome any adversity without becoming bitter. She said I was cupcakes with sprinkles and I thought life was unicorns farting rainbows!! HAHA (Coming from a rather cynical cop this was even more of a compliment!) Thanks, Cortney!!
The rough life of a baby! Omg I love these!! Hahahaha
I have this problem as well...
"Oh, that's a nopefish. They can be found in the waters of the I'll Never Go There river, in Screwthatshit".