Told wife that the guys at work make fun of me for the excessive sandwich wrapping. She said they're just jealous I have a wonderful wife. I smiled. Also decided not to talk about the poor meat to bread ratio..
Visiting wife's parents. They remodelled their bathroom. Jokingly asked in-law's what it's like bathing in a giant sink. They didn't see the humour. I guess I understand why they also didn't see that this tub looks like a sink.