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if you're gonna be a bitch, you might as well be a skinny bitch ;)

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I have watched CSI, NCIS, Cold Case, Law and Order, Criminal Minds House MD and Special Victims Unit I can kill you 50 ways and make it look like an accident @chainsawlolipop

How many hamburgers does McDonald’s sell every minute - WTF fun facts

Smackers, loud chewers and people that clank their silverware on their teeth get on my last nerve!

The way a marriage commitment is meant to be.

Hell hath no fury like your kid catching you throwing away anything EVER.

Cinderella got married, had babies, went right back to cooking and cleaning all day and never went to another ball again. The End.

such an important thing to remember

any home can be a castle when the king and queen are in love

Sometimes I look at my husband and think... Damn, you are one lucky man.

Slashing peoples tires

"After taking one bite of a skinny peanut butter swirl brownie, you'll be shocked that they contain no flour, butter, or oil."

Parenting. I love Bill Cosby.

Teacher Confession: Parent-Teacher Conferences explain a lot.