I can tell today is going to be a "does not play well with others" kind of day.
Today I couldn't remember my address. True story:) WoW.
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I hate when the debit/credit card reader at the checkout asks if the amount is okay? No. It's not. I want all this crap for a dollar.
Slamming the phone the old fashioned way…
Stay sassy my friends
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You call them 'cuss words' I choose to call them 'sentence enhancers'.
Yes I Did! **hahaha....Fenway has totally scared himself with his own fart!**
This cracks me up!
That's how I roll, ladylike with a wad of bitch in my back pocket. Ha!
(This is supposed to be sexy - but it cracked me up!) "Our neighbors know my name and some think my name Is god ... Oh god oh god..."