Unique way to give cash: Tightly wrap one or more bills in tootsie roll wrappers and hide them among tons of real tootsie rolls. Here’s a poem to use with this cash gift idea: I had a special bag of candy made just for you. To find your gift all you need to do is chew!
Hilarious! "This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush."