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Its your lucky day. I picked you as my first round draft pick for getting hammered and making bad decisions with tonight.

love duct tape!

Primitives by Kathy 'Wine Is Like Duct Tape' Box Sign | Nordstrom

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Jennifer is a party pooper. This makes me laugh over and over. HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!

Tequila Sunshine Tacos Flask

Tequila Sunshine Tacos Tee Flask

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I speak 4 languages: English, Profanity, Sarcasm, and Real shit.

Keep Calm and Poop Rainbows Unicorn Small water bottle, poop humor

Keep Calm and Poop Rainbows Unicorn Small

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STRANGERS think I'm quiet. MY FRIENDS think I'm outgoing. MY BEST FRIENDS know that I'm completely insane.

They say we should be eating more raw foods. That's all I needed to hear to whip up another batch of cookie dough.

Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful.