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Dining Companion - A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress (taking another order at a table a few p...

Soap And Water - After several exciting dates, Jim invited Tina over to his house for a home-cooked dinner. When she sat down at the table, s...

Lost credit card - A man says to his friend: "My wife's credit card got stolen last week." "That's a shame," says the friend: "have you told t...

The Vase - A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen t...

Goodbye, mother - Walking through a supermarket, a young man noticed an old lady following him around. He ignored her for a while, but when he...

Credit Cards - Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public ...

What's for supper? - This guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to ...

Fish Heads - A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence. "Tell me, Green, what makes you s...

Hearing Aid - A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. I...

Circle Flies - An old farmer got pulled over by a young state trooper for speeding. The trooper, fresh on the job, decided to throw his weight...

Technology - Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping st...

I Know the Truth - At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy...

Obsessions - A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions,...

Tractor Salesman A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously upset, drowning his s...

Toilet Paper - A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. "Pardon...

Poor guy - A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young coupl...

In The Hotel Lobby - A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bum...

Grandma Loves Oranges - A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the polic...

Gallery Sale - An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good new...

24 Hours Left - A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognos...

Belated confession - A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” he ...

Fooling Around - One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting marrie...

Getting Airsick A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in ...

The Umbrella - A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What ...

The Worst Age - "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand a...