Short asymmetrical hairstyles for women... I didn't grow my hair out for nothing! Hello style #1!
If You Haven't Done AT LEAST 6 of These Things, You Were Probably Never a Child
Fireball whiskey did not whisper temptations in my ear. It shouted, 'BITCH, YOU GONNA ACT A FOOL!'
"Shit ton" is my favorite unit of measurement
Speak English... - The Meta Picture
Pilates for people who love wine
...so that I can pay off my student loans and buy my grandparents house so we don't have to sell it...